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Working Stiffs Working Stiffs

Rated 2.5 / 5 stars

Not a bad game but the controls kill it. Often they don't work properly and my little people get killed because they refuse to follow my cursor. Some great artwork though, maybe I'll give it another go in the future



Skincraft Skincraft

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

Great but one problem

I spent ages making a skin, then exported it.

Yet the file it exports to is NOT a PNG! Even Skincraft won't load it and my laptop can't even tell me what sort of file it is!

Other than that it's a fantastic editor, just a shame i cant actually use the skins i make...



Reincarnation: ATOE Reincarnation: ATOE

Rated 4 / 5 stars

nice one

Brilliantly made as always. Only it was very easy and very, very short so I can't really give it full marks.


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ZitS the Saviour - act1 ZitS the Saviour - act1

Rated 4 / 5 stars

Good effort

It's a nice game. The control is a bit sluggish at times and the constant darkness gets old pretty quickly. The design is good though, the combat is snappy and there's genuine tension.

The HUD looks a little tacky and cheap. And is the voice acting supposed to be hammy, awful and hilarious? Because it is. I wasn't sure if it was supposed to be a parody or if that's actually people seriously trying to act.

All in all it needs a few tweaks but it's a good experience.



Necrorun Necrorun

Rated 4 / 5 stars

ok its good but

aiming with the mouse is a fucking nightmare. half the time it doesn't work and aiming with the arrow keys is suicide so i felt i died unfairly more than a few times.

great concept though, sort of like Canabalt but with stuff to whack and obviously the whole Death thing. if only the mouse worked properly!


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Die Hipster Die Hipster

Rated 3.5 / 5 stars

wow

the design is great. the sound is good, the little guy is a funny. really original.

but i have no idea what to do. I battle through shit-awful jumping controls to reach the top of the building, but i can't get on the roof. i stand still for a second to have a think and i get knocked off right to the bottom. and i can't be bothered to get back up there because i still have no idea what i'm supposed to do when i get up there! making the player figure something out is one thing, but being overly vague is not cool. i never saw the end or maybe even the middle because it was such a chore to move about i honestly don't have the time to keep failing.


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Invader ZIM vs the S.E.B. Invader ZIM vs the S.E.B.

Rated 3 / 5 stars

hmmmm

you've got the styling right, no doubt.

The game however is a different story. The sprites are so small. Most enemies are on pedestals which you can only shoot through one side of (?). The control is awful and confusing; it all the mouse does is click to shoot, why do we need to use it? It makes you want to use it to aim with but that doesn't work.

Not a bad effort but sort the controls out mate.



Virtual Psychiatrist Virtual Psychiatrist

Rated 4.5 / 5 stars

wow

if this guy was my psychiatrist I'd want my money back...


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Super PSTW Action RPG Super PSTW Action RPG

Rated 5 / 5 stars

that was awesome

I totally get it. The satire was nice, whether intended or not. I think you may have a created a post-modern gaming masterpiece lol!

Enjoyed it, nice and fast and lots of fun. The story made me chuckle and this brightened up my day.

Oh yeh, and all I had to do was press space? Bug maybe? Hahahaha not really!


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Gunbot Gunbot

Rated 1.5 / 5 stars

ok so yeh

it barely works for me. The cross-hair mouse pointer doesn't move with my mouse, so I can't select anything on the menu. In-game, the mouse cross-hair is choppy as hell, I can barely get it to aim properly. I'm running a brand new iMac with a banging graphics card and a massive res screen so I don't think it's my computer. Shame really, cos I like the idea and the art is great.