crackheadtrent's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[One Bouncy Basterd]

good effort

its ok. the concept is a bit bland, i'm not a big blob person. The blob physics are a bit sharp, which made it hard for me to effectively jump on the enemy blobs. I like the art style though, and the messages on the little screens made me chuckle a few times. there was just nothing there to make me play past the first few levels. keep at it, you obviously have talent and i look forward to a fuller, more interesting release from you in the future.

[Field Command 2]

its ok

but there seems to be no correlation betwen good strategy and actually suceeding. like i decide to go through a town, but some bloke pops up and kills 3 of my men. then i decide to go right and 2 guys pop up and wipe out my unit. how the hell was i supposed to know not to go right?!? it's more like a choose your own adventure than a strategy game. good though.

[Alice is Dead - Ep 2]

NICE

really creepy. one thing i will say is that it's a bit short, i'dve liked to see more. and while the oystercloud thing was a nice touch, i had no idea what i actually had to put in the console, i had to read a review on here to find out. and the hatters message was gibberish, so i don;t think that was a clue. sometimes your puzzles are so obscure, other times they're really obvious, it's wierd. never mind, great game. looking forward to part 3!

[Civilizations Wars]

i dint get it

i do like the game says, and i still lose. there's 3 enemys in a house, i send 15 guys in there, and nothing changes. same happens in every building, until i lose. i don't see where the attacking comes in....

[Face Creator V.65]

its ok

i exhausted all the options in about 10 mins, but it was well done. Offspring are shit though, and they've got way better songs than those three. i'dve liked more variety in the music. never mind though.

[Mc7 Scene Creator]

looks great

but having the drag the screen around to get to everything is a right ballache. i gave up after about 20 minutes cos it pissed me off so much. fix that and you'll be onto a winner.

[Foreign Creature]

wicked little game

best point'n'click i've played in ages! Only one complaint; some bits were too easy and others were too hard, no one section felt just right to me. never mind though, i had a quick glance at the walkthru and i as fine, and i enjoyed every minute! Can't wait to play the sequel!!

[Caravaneer]

WTF

good concept, but way to complex. i buy a few water holders, go over to the well, fill up, then set off. after about 2 seconds i've got no water, i stock up on loads of food and i still starve before i get to the next town!!!!! wtf?!?!?!

[Arr Pea Gee]

weak

probably the weakest looking, playing and feelings game i've ever had the displeasre to experience. on the plus side, song on the main menu was funny.

Kwing responds:

You just submitted the weakest looking review I've ever seen. Learn the difference between reviews and comments.

[Kidnapped By Aliens]

errrr

animation is ok, drawing and that is good. The music is annoying though. and the fact i have NO CLUE what the fuck to do at the start means i can't even get out of the first room. usually you get some clue, but no dice here. never mind...