crackheadtrent's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Myth Wars]

this game is a bag of shit

I hate these kind of games anyway, but this is one of the worst I've played. The tactic buttons do nothing; I set my archers to full defend and they chase the fucking skeletons around. The enemy seems to be able to produce a chunky crew of 5 skeletons all together, whereas I can only make swordsmen every few seconds so they're al scattered. So my single swordsmen are meeting crowds of skeletons and getting fucked up. Also, it's incredibly boring to watch. EVerything moves so slow and there's no real exciting action.

The only thing I like about it is the music. And the art style isn't bad either. Try making a game with a story, like an RPG or something.

[The Breach]

nice game

Lovely amination and great story. sort of Dead Space crossed with Event Horizon in a Metroid shell!

Few issues. Only being able to shoot forwards makes taking out the flying enemies a fucking nightmare. for this reason I couldn't beet the second level boss. those little platforms and all those flying eyeballs... I have to idea how to beat it. Also, sometimes on the inventory and log screens I could use the arrows to move my cursor, but other times I had to use the mouse? Dunno what's up with that. And why can I exit the map screen by pressin M again but I have to click 'Resume' to exit the Inventory screen? Just minor niggles.

[Exmortis 3]

What?!

I've been wating since Exmortis 2 for this, and I can't even figure out how to start it! It loads, asks me if I'm over 18, I click yes and ... nothing happens. Nothing. I even went for my dinner and came back and nothing had happened! What the hell? I can't comment on the game because it won't let me play! There's no continue button or anything!?!?!?! ARGH!

[Zombies Took My Daughter!]

nice game

one problem. the game seems to be too big to fit it's own screen. all the important stuff like health, ammo, money all that stuff is off the edge of the screen?!? I tried opening it in a window and that didn't help. I also couldn't use the 'show all' option because it seems to have been disabled. It's not my screen, as I'm playing on a 21.5 inch iMac!

other than that, the concept is great. the controls are a little annoying and the fact that you miss sometimes (like the guy below me said) sucks but otherwise it's good. I just wish I could play it properly, maybe it's my browser or my Flash as no-one else seems to be having this issue.

[Noodle Shop]

wtf?!

You lose one level and you start again?!? What the hell is that about?!?!

Other than that it's a good game. nice how you can click a lot of actions at once, makes serving lots of people easier. One of the better games like this i've seen.

[Dead Frontier: Outbreak 2]

nice

nice game. few problems though. i had the crowbar, but I still smashed the window of the car? i'm not sure if crowbarring the door would've set off the alarm still or not, but i at least could've tried. how was i supposed to know that i would smash the window and summon zombie death? got a bit better after that though, interesting options. found a glitch though. at one point, near the end, i got bitten and my windpipe got ripped out. expecting a death screen, i instead carried on like nothing had happened! and went on to be a hero and get an A and A+ rankings. I'll PM you guys about it to avoid spoiling bits for others.

other than that, nice game. I've played the Dead Frontier MMORPG and found it to be fun but extremely hard and the people to be friendly but much more dedicated than i have the time to be! You guys seem to be building something great here. If anyone can make the definitive zombie MMOPRG (maybe on Xbox LIVE Arcade hint hint) it's you lot. good luck and stuff, keep going because i like this universe :)

[GravityShift]

its broken dude

i was enjoying myself, then i picked up a little icon that looked like an arrow pointing upward, assuming that it'd change my gravity. it didn't, so i was left unable to complete the level. i refreshed a few times and the same problem. i liked the concept though, maybe a little more QA testing next time hmm?

oh, and your little bloke jumps WAY higher than Mario, so the cute little description in the instructions is a tad off...

eddybull responds:

The game definately has its issues but to change gravity you have to use the arrow keys. Picking up a gravity ball doesn't automatically change the gravity.

I do think mario can jump higher than the game's hero, even if its only by a litlle bit.

[Smiley Collapse]

not bad actually

good idea. the coding is nice and solid and the physics are good. it gets a little boring after a while, maybe a change in background and music each level would spice things up a bit. you obviously have talent in art and coding so it'd be nice to see something with a bit more depth from you :)

[6 seconds difference]

ummmm

its really hard after like level 3. and i didn't feel compelled to continue. 6 seconds is a bit too short man. never mind, keep it up.