crackheadtrent's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[One Bouncy Basterd]

good effort

its ok. the concept is a bit bland, i'm not a big blob person. The blob physics are a bit sharp, which made it hard for me to effectively jump on the enemy blobs. I like the art style though, and the messages on the little screens made me chuckle a few times. there was just nothing there to make me play past the first few levels. keep at it, you obviously have talent and i look forward to a fuller, more interesting release from you in the future.

[Field Command 2]

its ok

but there seems to be no correlation betwen good strategy and actually suceeding. like i decide to go through a town, but some bloke pops up and kills 3 of my men. then i decide to go right and 2 guys pop up and wipe out my unit. how the hell was i supposed to know not to go right?!? it's more like a choose your own adventure than a strategy game. good though.

[Alice is Dead - Ep 2]

NICE

really creepy. one thing i will say is that it's a bit short, i'dve liked to see more. and while the oystercloud thing was a nice touch, i had no idea what i actually had to put in the console, i had to read a review on here to find out. and the hatters message was gibberish, so i don;t think that was a clue. sometimes your puzzles are so obscure, other times they're really obvious, it's wierd. never mind, great game. looking forward to part 3!

[Civilizations Wars]

i dint get it

i do like the game says, and i still lose. there's 3 enemys in a house, i send 15 guys in there, and nothing changes. same happens in every building, until i lose. i don't see where the attacking comes in....

[Mc7 Scene Creator]

looks great

but having the drag the screen around to get to everything is a right ballache. i gave up after about 20 minutes cos it pissed me off so much. fix that and you'll be onto a winner.

[Foreign Creature]

wicked little game

best point'n'click i've played in ages! Only one complaint; some bits were too easy and others were too hard, no one section felt just right to me. never mind though, i had a quick glance at the walkthru and i as fine, and i enjoyed every minute! Can't wait to play the sequel!!

[Caravaneer]

WTF

good concept, but way to complex. i buy a few water holders, go over to the well, fill up, then set off. after about 2 seconds i've got no water, i stock up on loads of food and i still starve before i get to the next town!!!!! wtf?!?!?!

[Arr Pea Gee]

weak

probably the weakest looking, playing and feelings game i've ever had the displeasre to experience. on the plus side, song on the main menu was funny.

Kwing responds:

You just submitted the weakest looking review I've ever seen. Learn the difference between reviews and comments.

[Kidnapped By Aliens]

errrr

animation is ok, drawing and that is good. The music is annoying though. and the fact i have NO CLUE what the fuck to do at the start means i can't even get out of the first room. usually you get some clue, but no dice here. never mind...