crackheadtrent's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[FPS in Real Life 4]

very inventive

how do you do that man? very good, well acted and well edited. a great laugh.

[White-Knight]

pretty good man

a good game. only problem was, i couldn't get past the second boss, the drill thing. i figured out the spike chopping thing before the game told me, but i couldn't find a way to avoid the drill when it comes up from the ground, even after (and i counted this) 67 attempts. EVERY time, i chopped spikes as much as possible, and died almost instantly when the drill came up at me. ah well. alrite game anyway man. now do one with more character, less cartoony. dash a bit of kinda Matrix cool in there and BOOM, best flash game EVER.

[Mobile Weapon Episode 1]

alrite

Technically, this game is a marvel. the graphics and sound are reminiscent of old RPGs on the SNES, Mega Drive and possibly PlayStation. But, unfortunately, the combat for me was boring. Click a weapon, click 'Attack', click an enemy and BOOM, you do an attack, the potency of which relies on statistics. When i started playing and heard the mention of mechs, i was looking forward to somee wicked mechwarrior combat. But instead, i find monotonous turn-based cat fights.

Other than that, and the hilarious habits of the NPC's, this is not a bad game. I think you should use the same engine, but with different characters and plot. Change the combat engine, implement something a bit more interactive, something players can work at and get good at.

I look forward to the follow up and/or other games of this kind from you guys.

[Jack French #2]

not bad

i figured out who it was pretty quick. 'X' had a motive, a means and something connected directly to the murder. also, it was a bit of a cliche. but overall, good. i found the first one too hard, and this one a bit too easy, so i hope the third will get the mix just right!

[Destroy the World]

crap

sorry man, but its a crap game. the concept is good, and it'd probably be very fun, if only i could actually control the ship. its near impossible to hit anything, as u cant really move and shoot effectively at the same time. meh.

[Corpses of the III Reich]

bag of wank

shambles. i couldnt figure any conceivable way to complete even the first room. bad effort.

[Thing-Thing 2]

bad connection control

this is a good game, but the connection control is crap man. i aim at a guys head, and even if i stop after 1 shot to reset the gun, i can still only hit him like once out of every 5 shots. this ruins it for me.

[Thing-Thing 3]

too hard

this is brilliantly put together man. really good job. its just too hard. i sat at my pc for 2 HOURS, and i couldnt get through LEVEL ONE. as for the survival modes, my top score on the easiest was around 15. great engine, much too hard.

[Uss Enterprise: A Cadet's]

fucking funny

dude, funny game. mans used every nasty quasi-sexual parody known to man and pulled it off! I literally lmfao. took me twice to get through it, but that was all the better. a bit more mad cartoon nudity and a few more options and it would've been a big fat 10.

[The Playground]

impossible

maybe its a bug, or maybe i'm just a moron, but i cannot complete this. i shoot everyone. i pick up the iron key AND the school key. but as soon as i reach the glass doors, i cannot get through them. i cant go anywhere in the corridor exept back and forth, and i cant leave the corridor. If i could've ventured on im sure it would've been a decent game.